of plastics and the real deals

spin it off: indian summer by pedro the lion. ( i love pedro the lion! i love pedro the lion! grah!)

id take the real deal anytime, anywhere.

I THANK GOD FOR DAPH BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME HAPPY AND THANKFUL FOR ALOT OF THINGS.

i really dont wanna know life as a fake. a plastic. it'll probably be some sort of a skit. i mean you probably wake up each morning and practise The Smile, The Frown, The Pout, The Whine, The Wink, The Everythings. and thus life ends up like some sort of a play. okay maybe like dress rehearsals that never end. thank God im not like that. imagine how tiring that is la. at the rate they're going they're probably gonna need a gazillion Botox jabs by the time they reach 30 and still need to keep the jabs going every two to three days or something.

had cereal for dinner. milo cereal and chocolate milk cos i ran out of normal milk even though i thought i saw two cartons of it in the fridge this morning. omgness am i hallucinating? ok rhetorical. i swear the milk almost squirt out from my nose when shar gave this really mean comment on D and J. wonders of alliteration. De Deprived Dha*****i. lets talk about hooking up. maybe it'll do them and us some good if jelani hooks up with dhar. then they can manage the Jelace label together.

and shar was saying something about an ad for Got Milk? because i told her about the milk-that-almost-squirt-out-from-my-nose ,
'it'll be a slow motion pic.. like you know it shows you with your face screwed up and halfway laughing also'.

shar + sandra = alot of laughing + retarded moves + secret alien lingo that we dont understand + trademark moves + trendsetting + intellectual discussions + spastic pictures + acting + singing + Got Milk? ads + petitions for more space to stomach good food + petitions for more time to finish reading books + composing songs + random comments + crazy pranks + etc

talk about feel good moments. this is one of those.

stupid qian got her nice green heels today. i love! TSK! -gives evil eye-

ghanisha should open a braid-your-hair corner shop! she was teaching mofo how to braid the french style. using my hair. but it was alright except for the fact that my hair is too soft and the french braid screwed up after like, a few minutes. i dont like my hair. if only it were a lil harder. just like daph's. and i really cant stand ass bisector. she should spend her life inventing new bisectors and get perpendicularly bisected herself one fine day.

i loe daph. i loe qian. i loe hooyi. i loe mofo. i loe afie. i loe shar! i loe el. i loe ghanisha. i loe shalom.
but still. i love ben alot alot alot (: