Frausdots

this is the story of the earless widowed alien. this is also the story of how ben got conned. this is also the story of pure retardation. or creativity, as some may call it.

ben: benedick here
ben: u?
ben... just sent you a Nudge!
ben: daooo
shar: [--___|___ --] bra: >: ( jess wmc: =-0 jema: -__- says: who're you?
ben: :(
shar: i'm [--___|___ --]
ben: oh
ben: finally
ben: i'm from sji
ben: u ?
ben: i guess i am O.O
ben: but sanbra told me your some hot babe
shar: oh really is it
shar: the weather is hot la
ben: nono
ben: u know..
ben: i started drooling as soon as i heard it?
ben: its like.. wooohooo
the world smells good today (bra) says: youre crazy
shar: drooling? like an ice cream?
shar: well ice cream melts on hot days
ben: like a waterfall
ben: yea i'm the ice cream your the sun
ben: =)
ben- knock knock knock on heaven's door... just sent you a Nudge!
shar: no wait ice cream waterfall and sun don't click
shar: what's sji
ben: you mean..
ben: you dont know?
shar: huh no
shar: what's that?
ben: oh my.. it stands for erm..
shar: sounds like a mental hospital
ben: um..
ben: YES PLEASE !
ben: everyone inside is soooo "o" gay
ben: lol but i'm not
shar: really?
shar: so how'd you get in the mental hospital of sji?
ben: but i like you
ben: saw your pics and all
ben: so cool
ben: and hot
ben: and sweet
ben: and punky
ben: and sizzling
shar: really i don't think so
ben: and adroable
ben: and CUTE
ben: and pretty
shar: people always call me a nerd
ben: and playful
shar: a dork
shar: a geek
ben: yes please !
ben: i love geeks
ben: =)
shar: what are geeks?
shar: i never found out
ben: u.
ben: =)
shar: nono i mean what's the definition of a geek?
bra: wow
bra: arent geeks aliens?
bra: are they from mars or pluto
shar: i'm a alien?
shar: how could you!!
shar: i'm hurt
ben: lol
ben: i dint say that
ben: my alien
ben: =)
ben: heard that song before?
bra: er no
bra: what kind of song is that
shar: there's a song about me?
shar: WOW
ben: yup
ben: wanna hear it
ben: =)
shar: yes please
shar: but my species don't have ears
bra: wohoo wohoo
bra: hes gonna play our anthem!
ben: lol
ben: u do
shar: i don't
shar: i'm earless
shar: i'm an alien
shar: a hurt alien
bra: wow
ben: lol
ben: u can heal urself
ben: =)
shar: how can i heal myself?
shar: aliens cannot be healed
shar: once they get hurt they will just die off
ben: lol
ben: nah
ben: they wont
shar: that's why there're so little of us
shar: that is how my ex husband died
shar: he got hurt and couldn't be healed
ben: 0.0
shar: [--___|___ --]
ben winks. (some dancer thing)
shar: eh i know who you are ok
bra: eh shar knows who you are
ben: -.-
ben: how
shar: please la right from the beginning i knew already
shar: hello BEN
ben: ........................................................................
ben: NOTFAIR

the end. everybody goes to sleep. not exactly but something like that.

another M.C next week! TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE showing next week!! hopefully i can watch it. i cant believe next week is the last week already. time flies. no wait it didnt even flew by. it merely just said a quick hi and an even quicker bye. this is so distressing. why cant the good times just pass slowly? if i could i'd just put all the Good Times i've had in those snow globe thinggies and line them all around the room. wow that would be way cool.

i need new books to read. tomorrow is saturday. haiyer. normal regime of chem tuition and physics tuition. didnt see ben today ): oh and we saw shar and nellie and jiezhen yesterday while going up the escalator. shar said BRA! very loudly and i was like, where'd that come from. and we watched batman begins again. argh. katie holmes look prettier as the girl-next-door in dawson's geek. i miss that show. boohoo.

i love looking at pictures from gettyimages and corbis. i love photographers. ive said it time and again, and since i cant be a photographer myself, i hope hooyi becomes one. that will be totally awesome.

from the dictionary: a wizard did it
what it means: Cop-out explanation for a phenomenon to which you don't know the answer. Often accompanied by looking quickly left and right and often preceeded by an ellipsis.

e.g., "So, wait...how exactly DID the water go up in a fiery explosion?" "...A wizard did it." *shifty gaze*"

i love snow patrol so much. and i realize that good bands have names that dont make sense at all. no come to think of it actually daph brought that topic up some time ago. i cant study for nuts.

come on bring out my specs im an official MUGGERITA -square smile-